Beerio Kart.
Our take on the popular frat house sport.
| 1. | First of all, you need an N64 (or we guess a Game Cube if you like the new game) and at least one other player. |
| 2. | This game is meant to be played with beer. Grab a beer of your choice (Cup or Can recommended). |
| 3. | V.S. mode, host chooses difficulty, character and track of their choice. |
| 4. | The goal of the game is to finish your beer by the end of the three laps. |
| 5. | Do whatever you must do to finish your beer in the time allotted. You may NOT, however, drink your beer before the race starts; that's cheating. |
| 6. | You CAN drive, but it'll be difficult steering, so it's not always the best choice. |
| 7. | First person to cross the finish line AND finish their entire beer wins and gets to choose the next race. |
| 8. | If you cross the finish line without finishing your beer, you automatically lose because you can't follow directions. |
